Local Carpenter Quietly Saves World, Refuses Interview

Hey brothers, happy feast of St Joseph. Had some fun writing this one this morning.

NAZARETH — In a stunning investigative report, we have uncovered the greatest unsung hero of all time: Joseph of Nazareth.

You may know him as that guy who stood next to Mary in Nativity sets, but this man was legendary.

Despite our best efforts, Saint Joseph declined to comment for this article. Repeated attempts to reach him via prayerful inquiry were met with a resounding silence, which sources say is "very on-brand" for him.

But while he refuses the limelight, his story demands attention.

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